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Dear Valued Member of Humanity,
It has come to our attention that you are currently alive. Congratulations! However, we must inform you that this status is under constant threat by flying vampires no bigger than your pinky fingernail. We are, of course, referring to mosquitoes—nature's tiny terrorists.
Mosquitoes are responsible for spreading diseases like malaria, dengue fever, West Nile virus, Zika, and a whole host of other ailments that sound like rejected Harry Potter spells. "Dengue Fever-osa!" just doesn't have the same ring to it, but it's certainly more dangerous than turning your teacup into a toad.
The image you see to the right is an actual aerial photograph taken from a plane of a location you probably don't care about. It's there so we can see how good the print quality is. Hopefully it's good, but we won't know until you bring it to us. Please take this letter to Benjamin Sperry.
Why should you care? Because these miniature menaces are plotting against you RIGHT NOW. While you're reading this letter, mosquitoes are gathering in small committees near standing water, planning their next attack. They don't sleep. They don't rest. They simply exist to ruin your backyard barbecues and transmit diseases.
The good news? Delta MVCD is like the Avengers, but for bugs. We're out there draining standing water, applying treatments, and generally making life difficult for mosquitoes everywhere. We're the heroes you didn't know you needed, fighting the villain too small to see in the dark.
What can YOU do?
Remember: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of calamine lotion and several days of uncontrollable itching. Together, we can make our community less hospitable to these winged hypodermic needles and more enjoyable for actual humans.
Stay vigilant. Stay bite-free. Stay alive.
Sincerely,
Eli Ribble
Founder of Gleipnir