nidus-sync/html/template/sync/mailer-1.html

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{{ define "title" }}Mailer{{ end }}
{{ define "extraheader" }}
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{{ define "content" }}
	<!-- Address Space (will be populated automatically) -->
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	<!-- Main Letter Content -->
	<div class="header-section">
		<!-- Pool Image Placeholder -->
		<img class="pool-image" src="/mailer/pool/random" />

		<div class="date"><strong>Date:</strong>March 31, 2026</div>
	</div>

	<div class="letter-content">
		<p>Dear Valued Member of Humanity,</p>

		<p>
			It has come to our attention that you are currently alive.
			Congratulations! However, we must inform you that this status is under
			constant threat by flying vampires no bigger than your pinky fingernail.
			We are, of course, referring to <strong>mosquitoes</strong>—nature's tiny
			terrorists.
		</p>

		<p>
			Mosquitoes are responsible for spreading diseases like malaria, dengue
			fever, West Nile virus, Zika, and a whole host of other ailments that
			sound like rejected Harry Potter spells. "Dengue Fever-osa!" just doesn't
			have the same ring to it, but it's certainly more dangerous than turning
			your teacup into a toad.
		</p>

		<p>
			The image you see to the right is an actual aerial photograph taken from a
			plane of a location you probably don't care about. It's there so we can
			see how good the print quality is. Hopefully it's good, but we won't know
			until you bring it to us. Please
			<b>take this letter to Benjamin Sperry.</b>
		</p>

		<p>
			<strong>Why should you care?</strong> Because these miniature menaces are
			plotting against you RIGHT NOW. While you're reading this letter,
			mosquitoes are gathering in small committees near standing water, planning
			their next attack. They don't sleep. They don't rest. They simply exist to
			ruin your backyard barbecues and transmit diseases.
		</p>

		<p>
			The good news? Delta MVCD is like the Avengers, but for bugs. We're out
			there draining standing water, applying treatments, and generally making
			life difficult for mosquitoes everywhere. We're the heroes you didn't know
			you needed, fighting the villain too small to see in the dark.
		</p>

		<p><strong>What can YOU do?</strong></p>
		<ul>
			<li>
				Eliminate standing water around your property (mosquitoes can breed in a
				bottle cap—yes, really)
			</li>
			<li>
				Wear EPA-approved insect repellent (become unfashionable to mosquitoes)
			</li>
			<li>
				Install or repair window screens (the medieval castle defense strategy,
				but modernized)
			</li>
			<li>
				Support your local mosquito control district (that's us—we accept praise
				and appreciation)
			</li>
		</ul>

		<p>
			Remember: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of calamine lotion and
			several days of uncontrollable itching. Together, we can make our
			community less hospitable to these winged hypodermic needles and more
			enjoyable for actual humans.
		</p>

		<p>Stay vigilant. Stay bite-free. Stay alive.</p>

		<div class="signature-line">
			<p><strong>Sincerely,</strong></p>
			<p>Eli Ribble</p>
			<p>Founder of Gleipnir</p>
		</div>
	</div>

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